Reasons i'm single:
1. My ego is the only thing bigger than my penis (see?).
2. I spend all of my time with a girl who isn't even remotely interested in me (or dating in general).
3. I dated a gossiping bitch.
4. I completely screwed over that gossiping bitch.
5. I use the free time where im not with Sam to work on my classes and pretend to apply for colleges.
6. my carpet is disgusting.
and finally
7. I rush into physicalities way too soon, and whenever i dont, i end up as the best friend.
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